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Orientation: Bi
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Shout OutDon't really have musch to say about meself, but I will say this. I am slightly insane, but do not worry. I can reign it in. :L So, yeah, I wanna mention me friends, and say a few quotes from college... Friends. Bea'sKnees. Ru-Ru. Ellie Bellie. Alex [My Bitch]. Shaul. KingCartman. Kitten. James; "Gayest Man In Musical History". Steve le Stalker. Nathan. Lucy-Lou. Stickland. Petey. Marrrria. Mar'en. The Quotes. Ru: "What happens when a train meets another train?" Rob: "A bone breaks." Rob: "Does she know about sex toys?" Bea: "Hell no!" Rob: "Okay, Rosey, it's like what Hermione does with her wand. Oh, Ron! Oh, RON!" Ru: "That's disgusting!" Ellie: "You see that guy over there?" Bea: "Yeahh...?" Ellie: "Mmm Mmm, Yeahh!" Me: "What's that?" Alex: "Alcohol scented hand gel. It's really nice; you inhale it, and you get high!" Me: "GIMMEGIMMEGIMME!" Bea: "Alex, you squirted it on her arm!" Me: "I bet he did! Dirty bitch..." Builder-esque Dude: **walks into Sociology lecture room avec a tape measurer** "Sorry, can I just measure the wall?" Richard [Sociology tutor]: "Sure, go ahead." Builder Dude: **measures wall** "Cheers." **leaves room** Richard: "It's amazing what turns people on these days!" Alex: "Ellie'th mom ith thexthy!" Ellie: "Stop talking about my mum!" I was put on this planet for a reason; creating insanity. |
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